An update from Bromont.
Photo update from Bromont. The Bro-est place in Quebec. Spent the whole day at the water park which was packed with chubby canadian kids on summer break. There was as much chemical-y pee in the water as there was water. I left with a headache and a thinner wallet but it was still a nice day off.
We’re staying in lovely Granby… a city that looks like a bad xerox of everything touristy and bad about america. plus it’s 15 minutes of driving away from bromont mountain which doesnt look much like a mountain while you’re driving in:
that little hill. world cup. believe it. it's actually really good.
The 4x track is looking DOPE. it looks like mountian biking, not big-wheeled bmx.
this feature is super cool. I’m waiting to see how they gate it but i’m guessing there will be carnage here.
The corkscrew
Also- the dh shoots through that big steel pipe you can see in the shot.
logs and BIG berms
a bunch of little log steps spaced a pretty good distance apart to mess your shit up.
And this is particularly awesome- a big implanted rock garden. there is a clean line or two in there but they are spaced real awkwardly which should make for good passing chances.
rocks- just like in real mountain biking!
And then you’ve got the big final straight. the DH hips into the final jump from that log boxed jump in the shot which will be either really lippy and high if they fix it or will send some people flying into the barrier gates. either way- looks good!
i would not jump this stuff.
And just to give you an idea of what it’s like to drive across the US, here is a little picture story:
“Hey, what durr time eeis it?”
eagle o'clock
“Reckon it’s time your object-woman put on this here symbol of pride and ignurunce…”
stars and bars. boobs and anus.
“… checked her titties in the mirror…”
the souff will rise again?
“…and bite into a milky way in honor of our lord and savior, dale earnbars.”
let it fucking go.
“yeeup. i reckon that answers my query.”
go banana.
