The New Boredom

Stupid social networking can’t be serious. Here’s some more suggested things that I be friends with that have popped up lately: EXPLOSIONS!, Garlic, Not Being On Fire, and Chase Jarvis (the most up his own ass, overrated, dog shit photographer alive).  I don’t want to be friends with any of that noise.

I’ll have to make this a regular thing. I’ll post the stupid shit that I’m supposed to be friends with for a while.

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So social networking can’t be serious but do you know what does mean business?

This does:

Not only is the logo design infinitely more appealing than any of Pepsi’s recent re-branding garbage designs but the MD throwback is brewed with real sugar! Here’s a little background- American Mountain Dew is made with high fructose corn syrup, basically boiled down corn until it becomes unbearably sweet. It also has a mountain’s worth of caffeine in it. But then you cross the border up to Canada and their MD is made with sugar but also has NO caffeine in it whatsoever. So you chug a bunch of it thinking that you’re getting your caffeine fix but really you’re shooting blanks and thanks to the real sugar, your caffeine withdrawals are made worse by the plummeting sugar crash that hits you 30 minutes after you drink it when you expect to feel great.

Now, the best of both worlds can be purchased in a can here. Sugar, and shit loads of caffeine. In one good looking can.

Let me tell you that when this shit hit my lips I did backflips through space-time and ended up in a puddle of my own childhood memories. I was amazed at how vividly I remembered the old taste once the refresher hit me. All the conjured up, long forgotten memories was like a really bad montage of my life flashing before my dew soaked lips. As it turns out, I’ve led a really dull life. But at least now it’s one full of potential for a great future. Sugar and caffeine in one good looking can.

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If I haven’t already sent you this link personally then I’m sorry and you should watch it now:

Spike Jonze is an amazing character. I love that he just straight up yells the whole interview like he’s half deaf. He’s insane and amazing and I am pissing my pants in anxious anticipation for Where The Wild Things Are.