Left Hand Suck.
In my current state of left thumb injury, it has become clear that some things are really hard to do.
-Clip my right fingernails.
-Open a jar of pickles. Significantly harder than normal.
-Pull ups. Though I suck at those anyway.
-Get the keys out of my pocket. Really? I have to give my pocket the reach around over with my other hand just to get my keys to get into my car or house.
-Put on a backpack. Snag my stupid thumb every time no matter how careful I am.
-Open packets of ketchup or hot sauce. Just give me the damn condiments please.
-Tear gaff tape. I’ll just wait a month to use any gaff tape I guess.
-Turn door knobs. Especially on left knobbed sides of doors. I reach for the knob by default with that sided hand.
Surprisingly not difficult things to do include dispensing toothpaste and giving out thumbs ups to people. It blows me away to think about how one stupid little injury to one stupid little appendage of my body can reduce my worth as a human so greatly. But then again, it amazes me how worthless I can become due to stupid stuff like dog hair and pollen and those are even smaller than a thumb (one would hope).
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I promise no more kittehs for a while.
Kittehs rule!
Mike
July 10, 2009 at 4:46 am
ok. are those your kittens? cus if they were, i’ll be over in 10 mins.
dude, that thumb thing sucks. sorry.
bluntdelivery
July 10, 2009 at 5:45 am
nah ,my kittens are kind of jerks. at least one of them is. he’s a real fickle type cat. i mean fickle even for a cat. anyways, you’re welcome to come play with them any time. whether they decide to be cool and play back, i make no guarantees.
photokevo
July 10, 2009 at 7:05 am
Dayam! tough break….word to the wise, don’t set stuff on top of your car to ‘one hand’ the door…..never ends up well
balancefromwithin
July 10, 2009 at 7:50 pm
sounds like you’ve lost important cargo sacrificing to the gods of the road… i too have done this. oh the things that bond us all.
photokevo
July 12, 2009 at 6:10 am