The New Boredom

First things first. Who the heck ended up clicking onto my stupid little blog after it turned up (somehow) in a search for this term: “what causes the monthly period not to start”… you don’t need to click onto this blog, you need a doctor and a reliable prego-test.

Now on to more pressing matters. This made my week. I went to work and swung by the main student activities building on campus on my way in. I was looking for some breakfast and the pickens were slim. But then, my eye was tackled by a coconut shaving sprinkled doughnut in the case. The focus went soft around it and the edges of the doughnut seemed to glow. I walked towards it in slow motion, which I’m sure looked weird to everyone else walking in regular motion. It was meant to be. This doughnut was my breakfast.

I got it back to the office and sat down. I took the phone off the hook, took a deep breath and bit into it. Church bells tolled, birds took to flight, and I had a zen food moment.

Contrary to what Wentz may think, I really don’t eat doughnuts all that often. But this one was special. It was exactly what I wanted and there was exactly enough of it. The rest of the day was pretty mediocre but that 5 minutes where I savored that damn pastry put me at peace.

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If this isn’t the cutest damn thing in the whole wide world of little kids then I don’t know what is.

Heck, I don’t want to know. That right there is plenty adorable enough.

Here’s some videos that are well worth the share.

First off is one of my all time favorites. Elmo tells an adorable baby right off.

In similar fashion, the Count like to f*uck.

The bestest Jeoprody response ever, also an old favorite.

Anybody remember Clone High? Yeah, I do. Miss it.

Another short one, aparently internet famous but I never saw it.

Okay, now go have a fun weekend.

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And try not to tweet too much. No one likes an overtweeter.

Or a tweeter in general.

Call the police. The seizure head shaking mofo at 35 seconds into this video stole at least one of my dance moves. I know, he did it two years before I was alive and all but maybe that just means we are going to have to call a TimeCop.

After all this dance floor thievery gets settled maybe we can go back to just enjoying the clubs for what they are really all about, McNuggetinis.

And since I am just posing random junk anyway thanks to my brain being burnt from another 11 hour work day, here’s an interesting thing bashing the hell out of Ayn Rand. If you don’t know who that is, maybe just don’t bother clicking the link.

Maybe something real tomorrow.

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I swear, you ladies are hogging all the good plaid. All of it. You have any idea how hard it is to find a good dude-plaid shirt? Next to impossible. That’s how hard.

As long as you ladies keep using it for the power of good, I guess I’m okay with it though.

Happy Halloween everyone. Go Enjoy yourselves and dress up like you would every day if you didn’t live in some oppressive society where you wouldn’t fear the consequences involved in walking around dressed as  whatever your imagination and budget could muster.

And enjoy the time vortex! Don’t let it get to you too bad. That milk is probably still good and you had that beard yesterday so don’t sweat it. It was just an hour.

Watch this amazing video and be happy.



Thanks for the busiest month ever around here again. Hopefully I’ll have some more time soon to get back to some more solid content.

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This has had me laughing all week. Good way to send off October and kick off November.

What do you do when you get a snow day from work? You build a huge god damn igloo in your front yard.

Full story when I physically recover.

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Yes, Mr. Scorpio.