The New Boredom

Mah and Newer. Manure.

The Right Stuff.

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First things first. Who the heck ended up clicking onto my stupid little blog after it turned up (somehow) in a search for this term: “what causes the monthly period not to start”… you don’t need to click onto this blog, you need a doctor and a reliable prego-test.

Now on to more pressing matters. This made my week. I went to work and swung by the main student activities building on campus on my way in. I was looking for some breakfast and the pickens were slim. But then, my eye was tackled by a coconut shaving sprinkled doughnut in the case. The focus went soft around it and the edges of the doughnut seemed to glow. I walked towards it in slow motion, which I’m sure looked weird to everyone else walking in regular motion. It was meant to be. This doughnut was my breakfast.

I got it back to the office and sat down. I took the phone off the hook, took a deep breath and bit into it. Church bells tolled, birds took to flight, and I had a zen food moment.

Contrary to what Wentz may think, I really don’t eat doughnuts all that often. But this one was special. It was exactly what I wanted and there was exactly enough of it. The rest of the day was pretty mediocre but that 5 minutes where I savored that damn pastry put me at peace.

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If this isn’t the cutest damn thing in the whole wide world of little kids then I don’t know what is.

Heck, I don’t want to know. That right there is plenty adorable enough.

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Written by photokevo

November 7, 2009 at 8:38 am

Posted in General Vagaries

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  1. aaaaaaahahahah. that almost makes me want to have one.

    almost.

    no my period. a kid.

    but eew, on both accounts.

    blunt delivery

    November 8, 2009 at 5:36 am

    • where have you been!? the internet is a cold, empty, lonely place without these deliveries so blunt…

      photokevo

      November 8, 2009 at 6:39 am


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