The New Boredom

Mah and Newer. Manure.

Yes, Under A Rock.

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Have you heard of all this “Twilight” business?

Well, I hadn’t until maybe a few weeks ago. I had heard some vague grumblings about it and something to do with vampires but that was my understanding of it. Then seemingly out of no where the sequel comes out and smashes box office records. See this came as a shock to me because I thought the first one came out like two months ago. It seemed like a silly rate to make sequels but as it turns out, I just live under a big rock (well, in a weirdo-isolated community from the real world, ironically named Boulder).

But it’s all coming together now. I am starting to understand why that Kristen Stewart girl is so famous now. I had just assumed she must be Rod Stewart’s niece or something. Also that guy that plays the sparkly vampire that she bones in the movies or something, but also bones in real life, but creeps me out because they look like brother and sister to me, he’s also apparently big time shit now.

Well despite the fact that I lack, at least on outside appearances, a budding vagina and a slew of 15 year old female friends, I thought I was going to have to break down and see these twilighty movies just to at least get myself educated on something so culturally significant. The whole know thy enemy thing.But that would cost money and I lack the patience to download movies from the internets (plus, shame on that, right? uhh… yeah).

So thank the lordy-gods that some one decided to translate the entire Twilight saga up to now into a language and medium that I can understand: lolcats.

I feel like I’m all up to speed now. It was worth it.


Kids is pimps too, go on brush your shoulders off.


Written by photokevo

December 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Posted in I Hate You

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  1. If Twilight was filme with lollercats id go see it. I don’t get why all the ladies swoon over the lead character though, he looks like the Caveman Lawyer from SNL.


    December 7, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    • come on now, caveman lawyer was a sharply dressed guy, let’s not diss him comparing him to twilight-boy.


      December 8, 2009 at 12:46 am

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