The New Boredom

Mah and Newer. Manure.

Cat Jokes.

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So the other night I’m making dinner and re-heating some beef. When I took it out of the fridge it looked grey and I thought, “Hmmm, I sure don’t like the rickets, but I’m also trying not to waste so much leftovers.” And as the beef is turning in the microwave, my roommate’s cat walks up and looks up at me like I’m supposed to give it some of this possibly rotten food.

I say to the cat, “Yo cat, you probably don’t want any of that food. It doesn’t look good anymore.”

And the cat replies, “How do you know I don’t still want some of it?”

Shocked, I exclaim, “Wowie! You’re a talking cat!”

And the cat just coldly turns and walks away like cats tend to do.

And I conclude, “Oh, my mistake. You’re just a rude cat.”

Turns out the beef was no good anyways.

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It’s his nature. That is why, you dumb joker.

Also, though this picture is hilarious, the joker’s knife appears comically rubber and bendy. I wonder if it would really cut a monkey neck?

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Written by photokevo

January 8, 2010 at 12:01 am

Posted in Nerd Out With Me

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  1. oh, how i’ve missed you.

    blunt delivery

    January 14, 2010 at 11:19 pm


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