The New Boredom

Mah and Newer. Manure.

Dreams Are Boring.

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If there’s one thing that never translates very well into story telling it’s your dreams. They are so rich and detailed and clear to you but when you tell a friend about a weird dream, it just bores them to tears and makes you sound like an asshole. With that in mind, here’s a dream I had last night:

I was part of this shitty band and we were pretty awful. For God knows what reason, the lead singer from The Mighty Mighty Bostones left his band and joined our as of yet unnamed band (we hadn’t even played a show yet, just garage jams). The guy was a total dick and basically demanded that we become a Mighty Mighty Bostones cover band. Meanwhile, the rest of the Mighty Mighty Bostones reformed as a Smiths cover band and entered a worldwide Battle Of The Smiths Cover Band contest. They were okay and somehow got second place to a hip-hop revisionary cover band called The BlackSmiths. Apparently, I’m a total racist in my dreams which must make me a filthy bigot in real life? Anyways, the dick Bostones lead singer made us enter a Bostones battle of the cover bands and then quit when we got 4th place because we “sucked” and “had a singer that tried too hard” according to the judges.

What’s weird is I haven’t given that band a single thought since the last time I saw Clueless, which admittedly, was only about 2 years ago.


What the hell is going on in this kitchen?


Written by photokevo

July 26, 2010 at 11:00 pm

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  1. i was JUST thinking of the bosstones.

    i watched clueless.

    i’m assuming the two are related

    blunt delivery

    August 8, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    • they must have been in the ether or something?


      August 24, 2010 at 1:08 am

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