The New Boredom

Mah and Newer. Manure.


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I’m sitting there on the patio of a sushi place near the epicenter of stupidity of the college campus the other day, just enjoying dinner with my lady, and watching the circus of mouth-breathing, good-for-nothing, sloths shuffling their way through life when I see the sight of the week. The girl who just staggered by the sushi place, held aloft by two friends in barely better condition than herself, emerges from between the cars parked across the street in full view of the public having just pissed her shorts. Not just a little tinkle, either. A full bladder that couldn’t make it home had escaped into her already overstuffed (with booze-belly) jean shorts.

So as bad as my days may have been recently… I didn’t piss my pants in public at 6 o’clock in the evening on a public street. Life ain’t so bad, ya know?


I work hard. I play hard.

5 hours of bmx bike riding was equally good and terrible for me.


Written by photokevo

September 5, 2010 at 10:14 pm

Posted in I Hate You

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