The New Boredom

Mah and Newer. Manure.

Those Jerks…

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The other night, my lady and I are going to have some happy hour sushi. It’s as cold as the final circle of hell, and I’m ill prepared for the weather because looking cool is more important that being smart about layering.

So we walk in the door and I see my friend ducking behind some one else at a table and my snap reaction is “What the hell?! You jerk, you came up to Boulder for sushi and didn’t call me?”

And then I see the rest of the table is full of people I know and I’m totally thinking: “MAN. FUCK ALL THESE JERKS.”

And then I look over at my lady to say something like, “Look at this whole table of my jerk friends who didn’t call me about having sushi!”

And then she actually says, “Surprise!”

And I’m completely, seriously, god damn surprised.

It was real swell and I’d like to thank all of you jerks for coming up to Boulder and not calling me about sushi because that was the nicest stuff ever and it made my whole week.


This came with the caption “St. Vincent is a goddess” which, I mean, she’s pretty rockin’ and all but I don’t know about goddess. I couldn’t argue with something like “St Vincent is from Dallas” … she does have a pile of awesome guitars though.


Written by photokevo

November 14, 2010 at 12:01 am

Posted in I Hate You

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  1. For a second there I thought you ripped off my story because the exact same thing happened to me three weeks ago. The same thoughts went through my head as well.


    November 15, 2010 at 2:06 pm

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