The New Boredom

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Blackest Friday Ever.

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I went to the mall this morning and everyone was dressed like they were in Gwar and the stores were playing Mayhem instead of Christmas carols and then I saw a teething baby chewing on a dead rat’s tail while his parents cut each other with a broken bottle.

Then I woke up.

But then I actually went to the mall and it was worse than my dream! It was a war-zone. Everyone was being really rude to store clerks who already looked exhausted by mid-morning when they would normally just be rolling into the jobs they hate. The parking lot was like a so-cal freeway, riddled with minor accidents. The Cinnabon was being sacked by fat people slightly winded from placing their orders. It was hell, just as Camus was all salty about- other people. Other people everywhere!

But at least on this blackest friday ever, we have a new Danny Mac video to enjoy.

Not to sound like a complete asshole but thank goodness he’s getting to shoot with people who can actually make a decent video now unlike the old days with that certain what’s-his-face-guy that used to have a sort of monopoly on shooting with MacAskill. He was awful.

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When I grow up, I want to be a catsronaught.

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Written by photokevo

November 26, 2010 at 7:44 pm

Posted in I Hate You

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