The New Boredom

Mah and Newer. Manure.

B-Cards Suck.

leave a comment »

I just went to go do another business card because you know, I’ve handed out about 6 of the last 500 I printed 5 years ago. So I’m due.

If I try to design my own, it makes me feel like a failure.

If I look at template ones, I end up coming across stuff like this with a crunchy camera jockey that has his hasselblad on a nice tripod and a matching d-bag pony tail.

Maybe I should just go with the opposite approach and make the shittiest card that I possibly can. Maybe I’ll draw it with crayons and have some backwards R letters in there. And when some one says “this looks like a retarded toddler designed this,” then I’ll say, “My son drew that up for me and I thought it was sweet of him but I’m glad to know what you think of my family now.”

And then I’ll never get work again.

———————————————————————————-

Just washing the old rib cage.

Advertisements

Written by photokevo

March 13, 2011 at 5:28 am

Posted in General Vagaries

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: