The New Boredom

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Story Time: In Which I Have A Dream

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The other day I was having this really mundane dream where I was just a really fat guy version of myself (sweatpants, exposed belly button, smelled like old milk, the works) some time in the future, maybe 15 years. And I was just sitting there for the longest time. I think maybe I read the entire newspaper (assuming they still have those on “paper” in 15 years), and then I just went back to sitting there, pondering how I got so miserable, and why my life was so empty, when suddenly…

The chair leg breaks and then I take that broken chair outside and throw it in this giant pile of other broken chairs. Apparently this is just a normal day in this prophecy-dream world.

Needless to say, I woke up from this and decided to forgo the “sit around on my ass the entire day” plan that I had concocted previously.

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If only it were that easy to get rid of unwanted children.

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Written by photokevo

September 18, 2011 at 12:01 am

Posted in Story Time

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