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Aitken So Smooth.

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Mike Aitken is pretty good at riding bikes and I’ll always look up to him and his abilities.

 

 

 

 

 

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October 31, 2011 at 12:01 am

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Story Time: In Which I Go To Sea World.

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I had a dream the other night that I was taking a tour of Sea World and then I got sexually harassed by a talking ocean mammal.

 

I think this had something to do with my co-worker talking all day about how much he wanted to try eating dolphin meat because it would probably be delicious since they are so smart.

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October 30, 2011 at 2:16 am

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Story Time: In Which I Am Iron Man

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Just doing some ironing, quietly keeping to myself the whole time (and it takes a while because, quite frankly, I’m no good at this game) and then upon finishing, a grand celebrations in which I gloat over the corpses of a thousand wrinkles.

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“How can I stay mad at you?”

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October 24, 2011 at 1:05 am

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Story Time: In Which Morrissey Can’t Decide.

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I’ve been listening to a lot of The Smiths lately. I often wonder what it would have been like to be a fly on the wall around Johnny Marr and Morrissey. Must have been really entertaining while it lasted.

This interaction led to their hit “This Charming Man”

 

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Every “social event” for me.

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October 22, 2011 at 1:01 am

Story Time: In Which There Are Giants

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Tall people seem to enjoy the same music that I do.

Every time.

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I am such a nerd.

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October 21, 2011 at 1:01 am

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Story Time: In Which There Are Juggalos

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My friend Kate said this at once point and it stuck out to me as so strange that I wrote it down in my phone for future reference.

And I know this is several weeks old, which makes it irrelevant in Internet time scales, but watch it again anyways.

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October 20, 2011 at 1:01 am

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Story Time: In Which There Are Business Students

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These kids showed up in the newspaper the other day. I don’t know them. They could be perfectly nice guys that would totally share their nachos with you while you watch some kind of team sports event. But I hate them all the same.

And those guys will be “in charge” some day all too soon.

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October 19, 2011 at 1:10 am

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