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Try To Keep Up.

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This one time, about 5 months ago, I rode my bike down Pike’s Peak with my convict Australian friend Damian and my fat friend Steve, who is actually not that fat. I beefed it pretty hard and sliced my arm open in typical me-style.

And of course, I didn’t get it stitched up because Steve and I needed to go eat Mexican food before driving home since that was more important than seeking medical treatment. It healed up pretty well anyway, but I am still getting people at work who see the scar and ask me, “Oh did you crash on your bike again this weekend?”… “Yeah, this weekend in July.”

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November 16, 2011 at 12:01 am

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Just Another Day

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I had one of those birthdays the other day and that meant that some people kept asking me how old I was. I hate that because these days, I don’t really care. I just feel old for the most part. It’s not like when you’re a little kid and some one asks you how old you are and you have it ready to go straight out of the holster: “I’m 7 and 13-15ths!”

So now I just look stupid when I really have to think about it and then when I do the math, it still doesn’t seem right and I don’t trust myself when I say a number.

Looks like it’s back to my old plan of just saying that I’m turning 19 no matter what.

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The one thing that has got me thinking of upgrading…

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November 15, 2011 at 12:01 am

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Half A Pie.

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Sorry thighs, that’s what was in the fridge for diner.

What am I, in my third trimester here?

A grown man saying sorry for having eaten half a pie for diner… shameful. Really I should be saying “Shitchyeah that’s what’s for diner! What’s up now, World?!”

But then a half hour later I totally regretted it because my stomach was real confused by the 2,800 calorie curveball that I just slammed home and I had indigestion for the rest of the evening. Apparently that’s the world’s way of responding, “That is what is up now, Bitch.”

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I was super sleepy when I saw this and said “Whoa, I want to go to there…” and then five minutes later, realized it was an illustration and I felt real stupid for having dreams and aspirations.

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October 10, 2011 at 1:57 am

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Signs I’m Aging: The Worm.

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Remember when Dennis Rodman was just a really good forward and not just an insane person that married himself while stealing all of your boards?

Yeah, well most of the people I work around every day don’t even remember a time when Dennis Rodman was an insane person, never mind the prime worm-days where his hair was normal.

This news made me feel old.

Also it made me realize that I don’t know who plays basketball anymore. No clue. I doubt I could name 6 NBA stars these days.

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I reckon those old Rodman days were about the same time as this song:

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April 25, 2011 at 12:01 am

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Say No To BC.

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So you’ve grown up and gone away to college? You’re really striking out on your own without any parents or rules or anyone telling you what to do- that’s great. Well, shut up.

One criteria for being your own adult is that you can get dressed in the morning. And if you’re not physically able to do this due to some kind of injury or being “differently-abled,” which is a weener way of saying handicapped, then you should at least know how to get dressed.

For many people that I see walking around my campus of employment, this means they are still children. One thing says this above almost all others: your butt-crack. If I see your butt-crack, then you’re not done getting dressed, but you left the house anyways, which means you do not know how to dress yourself, which means you’re a child.

Minus 5 respect points if your uninvited butt-crack shows up to my eyes-party. Minus 50 respect points if that happens more than once.

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I’ve heard that animation is complete on Chapter Three and shooting will start soon. Giddy.

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April 23, 2011 at 12:01 am

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NAB Show, Failed Dreams.

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I’m in Las Vegas right now and anyone who knows anything about me knows that this is my hell. Las Vegas is the long skidmark on this country’s underpants and wholly embodies why the terrorists hate us (and why they probably should at least be pretty annoyed with us).

The show is mostly absurd shit like this steady cam that controls a segway, while some guy taking time off from the dildery can show you how his invention can make your movie suck a bigger pile of ass for the low, low price of your soul and a hundred grand.

Hey, entire NAB show! None of these gimmicks are going to tell better stories. How about next year, you come up with an industry-wide solution to shitty ideas for bad movies… then we can worry about motorized, motion controlled, dolly mounted, jibs and gyro stabilized dildo-copters.
Also, some one please let crooked-face magee know that he dropped his ear-ring and that it will be in the convention center’s parking lot lost and found corner waiting for him.

 

This place stinks. Literally. When you go outside between 10am and 10pm, you are greeted with a hairdryer full of farts in your face. Locals call it the whispering gamble winds.

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This would be such an epic picture of the Black Keys if only you could swap that camera-man for the drummer Patrick.

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April 13, 2011 at 12:29 am

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Good Hate… Damn.

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Prepare yourself for the future and get used to having a bad case of shoe-shine head.

I swear that I’m not just being an old grump when I say that kids are getting worse every year.

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Two Parks And Rec things in one post? Believe it sucker.

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March 10, 2011 at 4:57 am

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