Story Time: In Which I Have A Terrible Nap

I only have like three bad naps a year (out of possibly hundreds) and the other day I had a doozy. I accidentally fell asleep listening to Sonic Youth with a bright lamp on in my face and I had the most disgusting, restless nap in recent memory. I did come out of it having this weird dream though:

Turns out Cap’n Crunch is a filthy bigot.

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